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Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:16 - [1] - Quote Is it a problem between the chair and the keyboard? Did you turn it off and on again? Did you update windows Os? Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:17 - [2] - Quote Selaria Unbertable wrote: Medro wrote: WTB live stream from CCP HQ Doubt there's much to see there... Just a bunch of CCP technicians poking the server with a stick and scratching their heads I would pay for that a 24/7 stream of the server and comand window Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:49 - [3] - Quote did you try using the Hammer? Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:00 - [4] - Quote Lemon Verbena wrote: Callum Ijonen wrote: Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote: this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying... Follow the rules in my bio and i will double your isk. Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:22 - [5] - Quote Did the server go sleep with that cheap IBm that works the corner? I warned him about that ! Quick someone give the server a shot of penicillin Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 932	Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:56 - [6] - Quote hey eve went down, so i went to the local radio stations contest page and won free coffee for my workplace. THANKS CCP! Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 946	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:14 - [7] - Quote TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower. Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 946	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:47 - [8] - Quote Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. (A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. (B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. (C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 946	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:52 - [9] - Quote Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: GÇ£I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics, Business Administration, and was promoted, began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the General Manager, and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.GÇ¥ The second guy says: GÇ£Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.GÇ¥ The third guy says: GÇ£Well, well, well congratulations! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion especially for his friend.GÇ¥ The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: GÇ£What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?GÇ¥ One of the three said: GÇ£We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?GÇ¥ The fourth man replied: GÇ£My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.GÇ¥ The three friends said: GÇ£What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.GÇ¥ The fourth man replied: GÇ£No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. In addition, he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?GÇ¥ Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 946	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:32 - [10] - Quote A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there is money falling out of your bag." "Oh really?" said the lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for letting me know." "Well not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?" "Oh of course not," says the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. It kills the flowers, you know. But then I thought, why not make the best of it. So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!" "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "Well good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays." Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three

Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 946	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:57 - [11] - Quote Three old ladies are out for tea and discussing their husbands performance in the sack. They decide to have some fun and describe their husbands as soda pops. The first lady says "my husband is probably Mountain Dew. Because when im ready to mount. Hes ready to do" The second lady says, still giggling, "My hudband is 7 up, cause when its seven hes always up" The third lady says "My husband is defenitely Jack Daniels" The other two ladies reply "But thats not a soda! Thats a hard liquor!" The third lady shouts "Thats my Leroy!" Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 955	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:01 - [12] - Quote A woman was involved in a near-fatal car accident that rendered her comatose. For weeks she laid in her hospital bed, showing no signs of improvement. Her faithful husband visited her several times a day, never giving up hope. One morning, a nurse was performing a sponge bath on her patient when she put the warm and moist sponge between her legs. Noticing an immediate positive response on the heart and brain monitors, she immediately went to get the doctor. With the doctor present, she did the same thing to her patient, getting the same result. The doctor was very excited, viewing this as a major breakthrough. He quickly called the woman's husband, explaining that he needed to come to the hospital ASAP. Arriving just minutes later, the doctor explained all of this to the man. The doctor believed that if perhaps the man would enter his wife's room and have oral sex with her, she may regain consciousness. "I'll try anything for my beautiful wife. I just want her back," explained the now-optimistic husband. The medical staff all had left the room to give the couple the privacy they needed. About twenty minutes had passed when the man exited the room, sobbing uncontrollably. "What happened? Is she conscious?" asked the doctor. "No", the man replied. "I don't know what happened. I think she choked to death!" Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 956	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:29 - [13] - Quote Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school. While there, she always fell asleep. At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?" The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil. The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!" Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?" The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil. The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!" The teacher said "Excellent!" Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?" The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil. She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!" The teacher fainted. Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 962	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:45 - [14] - Quote 3 stranded sailors are captured by cannibals.... The sailors are brought to the leader of the cannibal tribe. He tells them they must go into the jungle, get 10 of one thing, and bring it back. All the sailors leave at the same time. The first sailor to return brings 10 apples. The tribe leader looks at the sailor and tells him that he must put all of the apples up his ass without making a facial expression or else he will be killed and eaten. He puts 1 apple up his ass, then tries a second, and yells in pain with tears streaming down his face. He is killed and eaten. The second sailor to return brings back 10 grapes. The tribe leader explains the same rules to him as given to the first sailor, and points to the dead roasting body of his fellow sailor. With confidence he pulls down his pants, and begins putting the grapes up his ass. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... he begins laughing, and he is taken and killed. As the second sailor arrives in heaven, the first sailor, puzzled, asks him, "Why did you laugh? you could have easily put all of the grapes up your ass." The first sailor replies with, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third sailor coming back with pineapples." Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 963	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:56 - [15] - Quote http://imgur.com/VVYVdeI Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 963	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:47 - [16] - Quote http://imgur.com/W0weV12 Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 965	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:57 - [17] - Quote http://imgur.com/W0weV12 Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 966	Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:49 - [18] - Quote Since tranquillity is still down does that mean it's name is now Disturbance or have we reached Chaos ? Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three

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